Week 14 Recap - MOP League

Match Summaries

2025 New York Yankees (163.04) def. Henry & Harvey LLC (126.61)

Top score of the week. Josh Allen went for 37.84 and Trey never looked back. Higgins put up 27.2 for rthd20 and it did not matter. Trey to 9-5.

All Hail the Robot Buddha (129.21) def. Chicken Salad (52.8)

76.41 margin, the largest of the week, and the least competitive thing that happened all season. More on Chicken Salad below. RobotBuddha to 11-3, best record in the league.

Legacy LeaversTM (130.93) def. Danwitdashifts (108.71)

Michael Wilson dropped 37.2 out of nowhere for yogz. Blake Corum's 26.1 was the only thing keeping Dan in it. Yogz to 7-7, Dan falls to 6-8.

Windsor Terror (118.38) def. Proverbs 3:5-6 (83.24)

Jaxon Smith-Njigba 28.1. Oliverslater's whole roster managed 83.24 with a 15.94 from Caleb Williams as the high mark, which tells you everything. Windsor to 8-6.

Based God (114.39) def. 2024 White Sox (98.01)

Puka Nacua 35.7 did the work. Jxllokreflo got 23.26 from a waiver-wire Sam Darnold and still lost. That is fourteen straight. Based God to 10-4.

The jackson family (116.04) def. We Getting Shoughed Tn (104.35)

Stafford 23.24 over Christian Watson's 24.9 in the closest game of the week, 11.69. Both teams have now lost more than they have won. bbasse3267 to 6-8.

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Biggest Losers (Bench Legends)

Tony Pollard (28.1, oliverslater) - Sat while Ladd McConkey scored 2.2 in the FLEX. A 25.9 swing in an 83-point week.

Dawson Knox (17.3, rthd20) - Benched behind Juwan Johnson's 7.8 at TE.

Philadelphia Eagles (15.25, xainshawty) - Started the Browns instead, who gave back 4.25.

Isaiah Likely (12.5, zazach) - Benched in favor of George Kittle, who scored zero, because he did not play.

None of these flipped a game. Every one of them was a choice.

Studs Who Failed

Travis Kelce (1.8, RobotBuddha) - 23% of the TE median. Won anyway.

Jalen Hurts (4.4, zazach) - QB median was 18.21. Not the biggest problem on this roster.

Isiah Pacheco (3.0, bbasse3267) - Listed questionable, played like it, RB median 14.5.

Mark Andrews (1.9, overtimedan) - The TE position was a crime scene this week.

Dallas Cowboys (1.25, rthd20) - A defense that scored less than most kickers.

Started A Zero

Chicken Salad started Rome Odunze, Parker Washington, and George Kittle. All three scored 0.0. Then left the DEF slot completely empty for a fourth zero. Four roster spots, no points, in a 76-point loss. zazach, we need to talk.

Also: 2024 White Sox started Romeo Doubs (0.0), and the Yankees started the 49ers defense for 0.0 and won by 36 anyway.

Call the Doctor

Chicken Salad (4-10, 52.8) - Lowest score of the week by 30 points and the worst of the season.

Proverbs 3:5-6 (10-4, 83.24) - 10-4 and second-worst score of the week. Peaked early.

2024 White Sox (0-14, 98.01) - Fourteen games, fourteen losses. Two weeks left to avoid history.

Waiver Wire Genius

jxllokreflo → Sam Darnold (23.26) - Top three on the roster and the only real production the White Sox got. Still lost.

Toilet Bowl Performance

Chicken Salad (52.8) - The lowest score in MOP this season, achieved with four empty roster spots.

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Power Rankings (with Movement)

1. Based God - 77.48 - 10-4 (--)

Puka is the highest-scoring player on the best-scoring roster in the league.

2. All Hail the Robot Buddha - 76.47 - 11-3 (--)

Best record in the league and the most consistent week to week. Kelce scored 1.8 and they still won by 76.

3. 2025 New York Yankees - 76.37 - 9-5 (up 1)

163.04 is the top score of the week. Josh Allen is doing a lot of it.

4. Proverbs 3:5-6 - 68.56 - 10-4 (down 1)

10-4 with the second-worst score of the week. The record is ahead of the roster.

5. Legacy LeaversTM - 55.48 - 7-7 (up 1)

Back to .500 on a 37-point week from Michael Wilson.

6. Windsor Terror - 52.13 - 8-6 (down 1)

Won by 35 and still slid a spot. That is what a crowded middle looks like.

7. We Getting Shoughed Tn - 50.82 - 9-5 (--)

9-5 and ranked seventh, which is its own kind of insult.

8. Danwitdashifts - 46.2 - 6-8 (--)

Two below .500 with two to play. Mark Andrews scored 1.9. No further questions.

9. The jackson family - 32.02 - 6-8 (up 1)

Won the closest game of the week. Pacheco gave them 3.0 and they managed anyway.

10. Henry & Harvey LLC - 28.07 - 4-10 (up 1)

126.61 is a respectable score. It was the fourth-highest of the week and still a loss.

11. 2024 White Sox - 14.43 - 0-14 (up 1)

Climbed a spot while going 0-14. The league has gotten worse around them.

12. Chicken Salad - 13.06 - 4-10 (down 3)

Biggest faller. Four zeros in one lineup will do that.