A dollar well spent

soneal718 paid one dollar for Kareem Hunt on Friday. Hunt scored 20. Windsor Terror scored 148.58, the highest number anyone has posted since Based God went nuclear back in Week 10, and Henry & Harvey LLC got to watch every single point of it happen from the other side of a 65-point beating.

One dollar. There are guys in this league who spent fourteen on Devin Neal this week and will not be starting him.

Jahmyr Gibbs scored more than five of you

Fifty-five point four. By himself. One human being outscored the entire starting lineup of the 2024 White Sox, who managed 72.81 across nine players and a pulse, and who are now 0-14 with twelve straight losses. At this point that is not a slump, it is a personality. The season ends in three weeks and this team is going to finish it without a single tally in the left column.

treypaulino rode Gibbs to 143.92 and a comfortable win over Proverbs 3:5-6. Faith is powerful. It is not 44 points powerful.

The Chicken Salad tragedy

Chicken Salad scored 123.06. That is more than six other teams put up this week. It went home with a loss anyway, because Based God happened to score 134.26 on the same afternoon, in the closest game of the week.

Here is the part that hurts. The optimal lineup was sitting right there in the same roster: 144.96. Enough to win by ten. Four straight losses now, and at least two of them were self-inflicted.

Officially none of my business

I would like to be clear that I won this week, 132.16 over The jackson family, and that the margin was 36 points, and that nobody can take that away from me.

I would also like to quietly acknowledge that DJ Moore put up 23.4 on my bench while Alec Pierce put up 3.6 in my starting lineup, and that I have no defense, and that we are all just going to move past this together.

Awards

Best add: Kareem Hunt, one dollar, 20 points, started. Perfect process.

Worst add: Darius Slayton to treypaulino, picked up Saturday, started at FLEX, contributed 3.3 points to a team that won anyway. No harm done, but we saw it.

Add of the week that nobody started: Zonovan Knight, 13.2 points, on xainshawty's bench. Meanwhile Jameson Williams started for We Getting Shoughed Tn and scored a clean, round zero. Shoughed lost by 16.9.

Standings, briefly

All Hail the Robot Buddha is 11-3 and in first. Based God is 10-4 and has won four in a row and is the scariest team nobody is talking about. Everybody from 7th down is now doing playoff math that involves the word "if."

Three weeks left. Somebody go beat the White Sox before this gets historic.